STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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