Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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