He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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