Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Your face is a jimmy john
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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