I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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