I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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