can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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