Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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