ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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