How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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