Goodnight sugar queer
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"