I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species