is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call