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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??

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• (212): View more from New York

  he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings

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  He can't hurt my feelings

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  I don't have feelings.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care

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• (407): View more from Florida

  It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  "ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."

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