Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(602): View more from Arizona

Goodnight sugar queer

(480): View more from Arizona

Sugar queer??

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Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina

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(517): View more from Michigan

I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...

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(630): View more from Illinois

Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went

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(210): View more from Texas

Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.

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(248): View more from Michigan

i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks

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(630): View more from Illinois

The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."

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(301): View more from Maryland

you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"

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