is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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