There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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