You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's Friday. Sex?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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