I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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