Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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