I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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