I am in a vortex of obligation.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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