my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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