i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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