Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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