Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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