I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
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go home
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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