I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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