I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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