she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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