I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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