Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
...so i touched it.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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