Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Duck Duck Cougar?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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