when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize