dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
