dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Everything about him screamed your future.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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