I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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