i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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