Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
tell me about the eggs
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