Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Do you remember whose house we're in?