You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?