So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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