I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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