I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Randomize
