We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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