all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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