gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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