Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I pour the whiskey from now on
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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