Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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