2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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