like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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