i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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