Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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