Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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