Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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