this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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