ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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