youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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