Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
