Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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