haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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