Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
How does it feel to date your dad?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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